The only chicks that are attracted to a guy in one of these has wall-to-wall carpeting down in her amazon jungle. Yo dude… How are you going to fit all your model train parts in there?

For any straight male to scream like a little girl about driving this dainty 5-speed is beyond me.   With so many cool manly roadsters to choose from, why this matchbox?  Probably because you think it’s ok to split an ice cream sunday with your best bud Earl too!  Neckerchief not included.

when your bouncing you head to some Cher, having the top up isn’t going to keep people from thinking your a bottom

i have no idea what it is… but it’s a dude driving a chick car.